Welcome to the Awful Lizard RPG system: a playful way to rank and understand your collection using star ratings and RPG-style classes. This system lets you award relics with rarity scores and assign yourself a unique player class based on how you collect!
A player can set their priority to different sizes or firmness, and this may award more stars. For example, a player might enjoy Mini, making a Mini Anubis 3 stars rather than 1 or 2. Personal love for a pattern may award new stars. A relic can be awarded an extra star by the player’s discretion if it works well for its intended purpose.
This is just the beginning. Want to go deeper? You can invent subclasses, assign elemental affinities, or even design trading cards for your relics. This world is yours to shape.
Made with love by a collector who wanted to turn their collection into a game. Share your own class or star system with pride!
Each relic endows its bearer with a unique ability, categorized as either passive or aggressive. Some relics offer constant, supportive effects—like Spritz the Seadragon, who might grant permanent Waterbreathing. Others, like Razor the Doberman, act as powerful tools or weapons, able to be summoned in battle or used as part of a strategy. These abilities scale with the relic’s star ranking and narrative importance.